10 Strange Sex Laws In The USA


Dr.Zoe (Pink)


Talk about some crazy laws… WHO KNEW?! Don’t think I would be able to live in many of these places, how about you?
Enjoy this blog from Huffington Post‘s Josh Roberts!

If you’re contemplating sex with a rodeo clown in Massachusetts, watch out: The long arm of the law may be coming for you. Mustachioed men, it’s probably best if you just avoid Indiana altogether. And ladies, you don’t have to put up with your lover’s bad breath anymore — in Minnesota, you are legally protected from the smell of garlic and onions.

Think these laws are weird? We’re just getting started. These bizarre rules of attraction give a whole new meaning to the term “penal code.”

Is This Your First Rodeo?

As a Massachusetts native, I think I speak on behalf of the entire Bay State when I say we’re totally OK with you having sex with a rodeo clown. As far as we’re concerned, what happens at the rodeo stays at the rodeo. We’re pretty liberal like that — a solid blue state through and through.

Wait, what’s that you say? There are horses present? Won’t somebody think of the horses?! If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a thousand times: No having sex with rodeo clowns in the presence of horses! And we mean it! (Really, we do: It’s illegal in Massachusetts.)

Prince Charming Need Not Apply

Sleeping Beauty is so 1950s. This is the 21st century, people: Women don’t just lie around waiting for their princes to arrive! In fact, it’s literally illegal to do so in Colorado, where kissing a sleeping woman is prohibited by law. So, guys, you’ll just have to find some other way to wake her from the evil witch’s spell.

Wink, Wink

In Alabama, it’s against the law for a man to seduce “a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery, or a promise of marriage.” (That doesn’t leave you a lot of options.) But that’s nothing compared to the rules in Ottumwa, Iowa, where you can’t even wink at a pretty lady with whom you are “unacquainted.”

Maybe Next Time He’ll Think Before He Cheats

In Arkansas, adultery is punishable by a fine of $20 to $100, which is steep but hardly prohibitive. That might explain Bill Clinton’s time in Little Rock. Good thing he wasn’t governor of California, though: An illicit affair in the Golden State could set you back $1,000.

Plus, They’re Kinda Scratchy

Maybe this is why they never filmed an episode of Magnum, P.I. in the Hoosier State. Mustaches are illegal in Indiana if the owner of said facial hair “has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.” Soul patches and goatees, though? Totally legal.

Brush Your Teeth First

Is the American Dental Association behind this one? Men of Alexandria, Minnesota, be warned: It’s against the law to have sex with your wife if your breath smells of garlic, onions, or sardines. Ladies, know your rights: The law mandates that your man must brush his teeth if you request it!

Even If You’re Shooting Blanks

File this one under “weirdly specific” laws: In Wisconsin, a man may not fire a gun while his partner is having an orgasm. Welcome to the wussification of America!

The Virgin Suicides

Talk about a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma: In Washington, it’s illegal to have sex with a virgin, even on the wedding night. Surprisingly, “Washington: Once a Virgin, Always a Virgin” is not the state’s official motto.

No Shirt, No Service

In Hawaii, it’s illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks — which, correct me if I’m wrong, basically puts the entire cast of Hawaii Five-0 on the list of America’s Most Wanted. (It may also explain all the leis.) This is still better than the law of the land in Kentucky, however. In the Bluegrass State, a lady may not wear a bathing suit on a highway unless she’s escorted by at least two police officers … and armed with a club.

Bottom’s Up

In Ames, Iowa, it’s illegal for husbands to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives. In a related story, the inventor of the wide-mouthed beer can may have been a husband from Ames, Iowa.

Note: The frighteningly comprehensive website WeirdSexLaws.com served as my primary resource for this article.

—By Josh Roberts of Huffington Post 

9 Comments on this post

  1. I don’t know about the second one since it’s pretty crazy and hilarious to know that there are certain law in Colorado.

    Daniel /
  2. I don’t know if I will laugh or wonder who the heck made these laws? I mean they are more other stuff that we should be concerned about than a guy winking at a pretty girl. Wink… wink.. you know what I mean..

    Drake Sheldon /
  3. Illegal to have sex with a virgin? So I have to get a hooker? Lol.

    Evan /
    • Now, I think that is legal. Hehehe… I am enjoying this post as everyone does. I am going to share this.

      Jayson / (in reply to Evan)
  4. These are crazy, strange and stupid laws about sex. And there should be no laws saying whenever a man should fire a gun or not.

    Kenneth Lewis /
    • These laws just removed the excitement of having true sex. I hate to say that those laws are insane and crazy.

      Mr. King / (in reply to Kenneth Lewis)
  5. I can’t stop imagining how to live in those places. I just shared this post on my twitter.

    Herbert /
  6. If you are a virgin then Washington is a safe place for you. Just saying!

    Austin /
  7. Zoe, this really is one amazing post and I know having sex should be enjoyed and there should be no laws that will interfere with its natural way.

    J Hernandez /

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